Put your hands together, Lindelani Mahlalela

Be afraid be very afraid. In another bid to upgrade campushighlights,the team has acquired the services of the most talented cartoonist of our time "LINDENI MAHLALELA". Yes if you are in some sort of leadership position or according to us in the public eye, you will be featured.Not worry though he wont make shower projections on your head or make you reflect a beetroot. In essence he will reflect just what is on campus at the particular time. On the left is a snippet of one of his works. So I say again put your hands together.Ayeeee ye!

ARE YOU CLOGGING UP SPACE???????

Words of wisdom, guys and girls let us be realistic. it is with sadness that my advise comes in the mist of exams,but 'studying is the most important thing here' think about it, there were thousands if not millions of applicants and wanna be applicants who couldn't make the exemption or cut the grade. at the same time there were another couple of thousands who made the grade but couldn't get in to varsity because the space was given to you. or they lacked funds, I am interested in those that couldn't get space. don't you think you are being unfair by clogging up space here, as the years go you register this course and de-register that, one could say that you lack direction and shouldn't even have been here in the first place, if you are that type of person think about that guy who couldn't get to varsity whom given half a the chance would have been out of here a long time ago. look at your student number (as you read what year in fact not by year are you in) do you reflect that person.if you reflect a kind of person afore described, do yourself and your country a favour that is worth a huge weight.Study and pass or just open the gap for a person deserving of a chance. A

The famous 10 questions!!!!!!!

1. What are the chances of people getting addicted to these energy boosters.

2. Hey dude were you part of the WAWA organisation this year.

3. Don't the people on campus resemble zombies during exam time.

4. Did you attend the SRC exam prayer meeting.

5. Was it well organized or did they fail to do that as well.

6. Are you going to pass your exams.

7. What does next year hold for RAG

8. How many hearts did you break this year.

9. Don't you think this campus would be better if we were all humble.

10. Campus Highlights has been good to you neh.

Compiled by Bongs Halimani

More Revelations in our time.

Just a little run down for readers who don't know what the big deal is about the controversial 'Arms Deal' and the SA Government, it goes like this...in a nutshell..
In the early years of South Africa’s shining happy Rainbow democracy, while the citizens were lolling in the afterglow, the ANC government spent R60 billion on military arms that the country didn’t need. British and German investigators suspected that bribes of over one billion rand were paid to facilitate the deal. Jacob Zuma, Thabo Mbeki and the late Joe Modise have all been drawn into the saga. Andrew Feinstein, an ANC Member of Parliament who attempted to investigate the deal against the wishes of the party leadership, has written the explosive story of what really happened in the arms deal: the personalities, the scheming, the cover-up and the corruption. In chronicling the ANC’s decline into a run-of-the-mill, tawdry governing party under Thabo Mbeki, Feinstein revealed in his recently released book 'After the Party', the inner workings of the ANC in office. After the Party tells the story of a cosmopolitan, white, Jewish South African, married to a Bangladeshi Muslim (hau..!), who was deeply committed to the ANC until he was expected to choose between his principles and the party.
Well, seems Andrew has caused quite a stir by sticking to his principles, goody, but I'm sure he was rather nervous when he decided to leg it to the UK where he now lives with his wife and kids, and works as a financial consultant! Don't blame him..shitstix..some folk have been necklaced for a lot less!
The circumstances surrounding his decision to reveal extraordinary insights into the state of contemporary South Africa and the battles currently raging within the ANC, and the release of the book at the end of October seemed to be smack on time to cause a bit of itchy scratchy with the run up to the presidential nominations. One can only hope that this snow ball is going to really gather momentum from here on...we can all hope, that said, who better to help pull the rug out from under the ANC than one of their own..!
"Who the fuck do you think you are, questioning the integrity of the government, the ministers and the president?" - Essop Pahad to Andrew Feinstein
Two of the key figures in the genesis of the arms-deal scandal -- Patricia de Lille and Andrew Feinstein -- went public again this week, fanning the embers of a corruption storm that has been smouldering for nine years.Feinstein, the former African National Congress (ANC) leader of Parliament's public accounts watchdog Scopa, resigned when the party moved to curtail investigations into the arms deal. He is now living in London. He was in South Africa this week to launch his new book, After the Party, which contains dramatic new revelations on the affair.And De Lille alleged in Parliament this week that she had evidence of three payments by warship supplier Thyssen-Krupp on January 29 1999, each of R500 000, to the ANC, to the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund and to the Community Development Foundation, a Mozambique charity associated with Mandela's wife, Graça Machel.The payments were allegedly made into foreign accounts with Credit Suisse First Boston.The three entities have denied any knowledge of the payments, while Thyssen has declined to comment.But it is the details revealed by Feinstein that are likely to prompt new scrutiny of the arms deal and the investigation process.In his book Feinstein alleges:That former defence minister Joe Modise received more than R10-million from a variety of bidders;That a report submitted by Scorpions investigators to their bosses recommended that arms deal corruption involving the ANC itself should be investigated. This was driven by a number of factors, Feinstein writes, including "trips that the party's treasurer general, Mendi Msimang, made to Switzerland to meet the successful bidders"; andThat Italian submarine bidders Fincantiere were told they had won the contract, but were informed later that they had been dropped in favour of the Germans. They were offered the chance to "better the Germans" via a payment of $15-million in bribes.Feinstein points out that this is the same sum under investigation by the German authorities, in relation to an amount allegedly solicited by South Africa's former chief of acquisitions, Chippy Shaik. Shaik has denied the allegation.Feinstein also contradicts public claims by senior government figures that there was no attempt to interfere with the probe into the arms deal once Parliament had authorised a joint investigation team (JIT).He writes: "I was told by someone from the JIT about a meeting with the president at which they… were told who they could and could not investigate."Elsewhere he claims: "It was made clear to investigators that a shadowy financier close to Mbeki and Zuma who has played an ongoing role in financing the ANC, was off limits."One investigator told Feinstein: "The hand of the presidency over the investigation was palpable."He notes: "For instance, the charge sheet for the arrest of Schabir Shaik was drawn up to charge both Shaik and Zuma. When presented to Bulelani Ngcuka, he is alleged to have responded: 'I will charge the deputy president only if my president agrees.'"Recounting how he was hauled before the party's top brass after Parliament had authorised its own investigation, Feinstein writes: "I was given a brief opportunity to try to explain the prima facie evidence we had and the process we were following."Within a few minutes [Minister in the Presidency Essop] Pahad had launched into a ferocious diatribe, spluttering 'Who the fuck do you think you are, questioning the integrity of the government, the ministers and the president?' Pointing aggressively at me, he shouted that we should simply withdraw the resolution."

From SouthAfricaSucks.com