CAMPUS HIGHLIGHTS: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Have you ever wondered why isn't 11 pronounced onety one and 22 twoty two? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? have you ever wondered If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, why doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaner depressed? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? Why if people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Have you ever wondered why the unknown is represented with the letter X and not W or Q? Why is the square enclosure in which boxers fight called a 'ring'? Have you ever wondered why porpcorn pops. Why 13 is called an unlucky number? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

HELP ME- I NEED SOME ANSWERS!!!!!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...: ha ha; Tuesday, October 09, 2007

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